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Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Life Copies Satire

For my ginger friend, Mr Wadsworth, and a reminder to not use South Park for actual policy. I mean WTF?? But it is even more extreme than that as they have banned daywalkers as well. Is this not a hoax? Says 15 April. And the 'vast majority' of parents support this as well. If it true then seriously WTF?
Some quotes:

was told she cannot return to lessons until she dyes her hair a more 'natural' colour

"I've had the same colour for the past three years, and nobody at school has commented on it.
"Trinity School sixth-form students are role models for the rest of the school.
"We have a policy of maintaining high standards.
"The vast majority of parents are very keen on our high standards."